how do you say...

ok, sooooo. yeah, im in china. it just took me 20 minutes to find a PC in the business lounge that didnt translate my english typing into chinga-scramblish.

I AM EXHAUSTED. i think its like 6 am here, waiting for my next flight into Qingdao.

the flight wast bad at all - the seats were R I D I C, no such thing as uncomfotable here, took pictures of the control panel for all the ways the chair moved up down sideways and back (later). i love asian stewardess(es?) the kept bowing and smiling and telling me yes please..ad they changed into kimonos after we took off..

Chinese (edit: maybe they are korean, peter says after one day i will be able to tell the difference; all i know is they all stare at me - may they think im paris hilton?) people eat soup at all hours of the day and night/three times on the plane i got woken up by the smell of some very fancy ramen noodle.

I ate duck and lobster salad on the plane, if you know me you know thts NOT how i roll, but i was confused and they tricked me bc i thought the duck was steak.. or maybe it was the ambien/wine combo playing tricks on my mind. lobster isnt so bad - but no way in china was i eating the pate..bleh

i just took a shower and changed into my fancy meeting out fit (legwarmers leggings pirate boots and a babydoll shirt, and loads of jewelry - fucking fancy i say!). My hair is a blue disaster, no plugs for my flat iron.

The toilet was a new fangeled hi-tech thing i have NEVER seen, it had no lid but about 20 buttons and light up switches on the side?! i pressed them all - nothing life changing happened. not even a gurgle.

There was a "cheak list" in the bathroom so i knew it had been cleaned and inspected.. i wonder who inspects the cheaks? hm.


i think i am borderline delerious. i tried to order TO CATCH A THIEF on the plane, but it kept coming up in korean with korean subtitles (huh).. so i setteled for indiana jones - SNOOZE. it sucked, dont waste your time; and if you have already im sorry.

ok im going to go have wine and cereal for breafast, more later :)
loves from the other side of the world.

L maybe shes paris hilton 7

this little cartoon policeman is all over everything and it says "police reccomend" under him, most of the time. he is a very happy american eyed cartoon policeman/if i do say so myself! :)