how do you say...

ok, sooooo. yeah, im in china. it just took me 20 minutes to find a PC in the business lounge that didnt translate my english typing into chinga-scramblish.

I AM EXHAUSTED. i think its like 6 am here, waiting for my next flight into Qingdao.

the flight wast bad at all - the seats were R I D I C, no such thing as uncomfotable here, took pictures of the control panel for all the ways the chair moved up down sideways and back (later). i love asian stewardess(es?) the kept bowing and smiling and telling me yes please..ad they changed into kimonos after we took off..

Chinese (edit: maybe they are korean, peter says after one day i will be able to tell the difference; all i know is they all stare at me - may they think im paris hilton?) people eat soup at all hours of the day and night/three times on the plane i got woken up by the smell of some very fancy ramen noodle.

I ate duck and lobster salad on the plane, if you know me you know thts NOT how i roll, but i was confused and they tricked me bc i thought the duck was steak.. or maybe it was the ambien/wine combo playing tricks on my mind. lobster isnt so bad - but no way in china was i eating the pate..bleh

i just took a shower and changed into my fancy meeting out fit (legwarmers leggings pirate boots and a babydoll shirt, and loads of jewelry - fucking fancy i say!). My hair is a blue disaster, no plugs for my flat iron.

The toilet was a new fangeled hi-tech thing i have NEVER seen, it had no lid but about 20 buttons and light up switches on the side?! i pressed them all - nothing life changing happened. not even a gurgle.

There was a "cheak list" in the bathroom so i knew it had been cleaned and inspected.. i wonder who inspects the cheaks? hm.


i think i am borderline delerious. i tried to order TO CATCH A THIEF on the plane, but it kept coming up in korean with korean subtitles (huh).. so i setteled for indiana jones - SNOOZE. it sucked, dont waste your time; and if you have already im sorry.

ok im going to go have wine and cereal for breafast, more later :)
loves from the other side of the world.

L maybe shes paris hilton 7

this little cartoon policeman is all over everything and it says "police reccomend" under him, most of the time. he is a very happy american eyed cartoon policeman/if i do say so myself! :)

it takes one to know one

schmendrick

remember when the "red bull" scared the shit out of you, and the guidos didnt mix it with vodka?

maybe it was just the sixties

winona ryder is fucking amazing, so is this movie.

ships in a bottle

lyricaldramatix via twitter::
come back sunday/everydays amonday/now that youre gone 11:11 PM Nov 13th from txt

wish for luck.

besides 11:11, theres the wish necklace. i havent taken it off since september. same wish ive been wishing for since i watched all dogs go to heaven when i was about 8. my wishbone necklace broke today, despite the weather i think it's going to be a good day. wishes come true when the string breaks - come on/show me what you're working with..

Subject: Turkey ain't gonna baste itself

From: verrrrra
Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2008 12:36 PM
To: Laura; Elle
Cc: dainele

Ok, you 2 will appreciate this De and Vera-ism
One day we're on the train on the way to the Hamptons and we wanted alcohol but were afraid to ask the conductor if they served alcohol on the train because we didnt want to look like raging alcoholics. So both of us were saying to eachother, come on ask ask ask. So I said to De, come on now, turkey ain't gonna baste itself you know. Meaning, if you dont ask it isn't going to happen. hahaha
So of course De and I have to take this whole turkey ain't gonna baste itself thing to the absolute bitter end and so now we are thinking of ways for a turkey to actually baste itself. It would be so handy for Thanksgiving, don't you think?
So we came up with the retractable turkey leg baster. It is concealed under the turkey leg but conveniently comes out like a telescope so you can baste the turkey then neatly place the baster back under the leg after basting is complete. Because you do know, that unfortunately, the turkey will never be able to baste itself. It will always need help. Maybe this turkey will also come with a monacle.
Thoughts?

office space

I have purchased a fake grin which I keep in my bag and use in the office. It really helps

feel good inc

the mixtape is underrated.
so is butch walker. go but his CD, thank me later.

maybe it's just me (live) *turn song off on playlist player below to view*

wepa!

oh yaiyai! i miss your face!