i just watched asain mtv

11.) i just freaked the fuck out in my room bc my lights wouldnt turn on, i started to panic thinking that somehwre in a dark corner a small chinese man with a piano wire was crouching like i tiger hidden like a dragon ready to strangle the oodon out of me... alas you must put your hotel key in its special holder and viola! the lights turn on.. stupid blonde american i am.

L i can say thank you in chinese 7