dunzo on the bund

rest your seoul on this:
acrylic chair 4,000 bux.
*NOT SHOWN colored styrofoam children's chair 200 bux.
(i totally got in trouble for taking pix here)



my personal favorite, the 7 foot plastic spotted horse with lampshape hat.. best part - theres no place for a light bulb. genius.



youre a fucking ham, really?






ladies of the night prowl these streets.
i am beyond toasted, exhausted - and the hope for some rendezvous with an english lad is nowhere in sight - so, last night in shanghai - 7 on the bund.. anazing view of the city; which reminds me of ac on steroids - or that fake city in vegas. to each their own:

someone, somewhere - is thinking of me too.



shanghai from across the bund river, it was FREEZING outside.





i miss my flag.


L but we doo-ooh 7

homesick at spacecamp

happy thanksgiving!



simply shaingai:

this place has some of, no wait THE illest architecture i have evAR seen. ferreal.





i literally feel sick. my throat hurts and my body is done. 6 days straight with no more than 6 hours of sleep and 4 flights across china, i think ive reached my limit.
its been a long fucking journey. and i must say i am happy and excited to know that in 48 hours this will all be done and i will be sitting on my bed back in old shaolin island. i need bagels, i need starbucks, i need my friends.

sunrise in shanghai:








all the houses with blue roofs are government housing. the government provides everyone with a house - but no fixtures (ie TV, stove, refrigerator, etc.) there are no heating systems in south china either - the buildings are SO cold. they only started building places with heating systems built into the floor. right now the only place youre going to find heat is a rich dude's house or an office building/resty.

nobody in china has a washer or dryer - they are like non-exisistant -- this gives new meaning to "chinese laundry" - as farrr as the eye can see. best part is the air is so polluted that people wear face
maskes right/ but youre gon hang your clean laundry to hang in za dirty air.. oy?





ssh. no talking the elevator. especially businessman with briefcase and woman with long hair. simply not allowed!



it actually says "do not promote", i like no men with briefcases allowed better.



apartment turned showroom - the windchill in here is BRUTAL!



xintiandi (chin tea andi) square, where i bought a lucky jade butterfly tassle for leon the neon.











kisses,



L NYC 7!

guangdong mornings & shanghai nights

it's vera's birthday.
give her love-ish.



in guangdong they speak mandarin & cantonese, i cant keep up with all of this.. i thought i was cool because i could say thank you in chinese - this is overload for my brain! heres my view from the window of my hotel room on guangdong - and no this isnt just landscaping for the hotel - it is like this EVERYWHERE, its such a beautiful city:







it was sunny and 75 today, amazing. we had alot of driving and i swear my face was glued to the window everywhere we went - my camera was being tempermental again, so i dont have many pictures -- bleh. there was a beauty store downtown with mena survari (sp) plastered all over it, there were strawberries next to her head and they were selling fish out of a cart below the awning underneath her chin- it was a pictoral moment - too bad i didnt get to document it.

went to the "american grill" for lunch with a client, the ceasar dressing made me feel like i was going to boot (ha). i seriously thought i had food poisioning for a minute. or maybe it was the "cheeseburger".. ugh, dont ask dont tell, dont look. i got to give it to them though, they had ads up for an "original turkey dinner" and a big wooden indian statue in the lobby. E for effort. har.

my first chinese money!


its equal to like 10 bux i think...
edit:that dude looks like he needs to get laid, damn talk about a mug

guess what i bought!
HA.not telling.

im sleeping ON shanghai tonight, wish you were here ;)



outie.

L i have mints on my pillows and an empty bed in my room 7

the difference between 90 and 95

this ones for you MJ:

been sticking BLG in every phonebook in every hotel across asia..

oh, and i know you love my purple monster chains, this has become my power outfit!
its an 85% day!

boredom + camera + fancy mirror=


L my pet monster chain 7